🍪Cookie Muncher ← Medrar

Don't block the cookie — poison it.

Blocking trackers breaks sites and flags you as a target. So don't refuse — satisfy the cookie with garbage. This page first shows what trackers harvest from your browser, then feeds them a fabricated identity so the profile they build is worthless. Full functionality. Full privacy. Their system, against them.

🔒 Runs entirely on your device — the probes and the poison never leave this browser
exposure

Running the probes…

Measuring how uniquely a tracker can pin you down.

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est. value of your ad profile / yr
top harvester of these signals
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worst technique tier seen

What they harvest

A page can only watch the probes that run on itself — that's the audit above, a faithful sample of what any site's trackers pull. Live interception of every site (and auto‑poisoning them) is what the Cookie Muncher browser extension will do; the "Munch" here proves it and generates the poison.

🎭 How the poison works

Satisfy, don't refuse. The tracker wants a fingerprint and a cookie — so give it one. A fake one. The site works exactly the same; the identity it files away is fiction.

Different every site, different every time. Each poison persona is unique, so brokers can't stitch your sessions together — and can't tell the poison from a real new user.

Poison the cookie itself. Below, real junk cookies are written to this site right now — the tracker reads garbage.

The decoy you'd feed them

real ↔ poison

Shut down what you can today

until the extension ships

    Data‑rights complaint

    Ready to send. Fill the [brackets], pick a harvester from the audit as the recipient, send it to their privacy contact. Nothing is submitted for you.